What Kind of Donut Are You?

by The Margaret Hooligans

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The Margaret Hooligans return to their playful selves with their new single. “What Kind of Donut Are You?” is a catchy garage rock song that will leave you wondering if you are filled with jelly or have sprinkles on you. A rock anthem to the illustrious donut, one that singer Meg Cratty laments she can no longer eat because of her gluten intolerance, The Margaret Hooligans always have their finger on the pulse of what really matters in music....donuts. TMH does for donuts what The Flaming Lips did for vaseline, elevating the mundane to garage rock greatness with a call and response between Meg and Strontium. There’s only one question to answer - what kind of donut would you be?

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What kind of donut are you?
What kind of donut are you?
What kind of donut are you?
I’ll never tell
Would I find you at a Yum Yum or a Krispy Kreme?
What kind of donut are you?

What kind of donut are you?
Are you a Boston Creme, or do you have jelly inside?
Inside baby!
What kind of donut are you?
That’s for me to know and you to find out!

What kind of donut are you?
Are you a maple bacon at Voodoo Donuts
What kind of donut are you?
Are you old school like my grandpa with only sugar on ya?
What kind of donut are you?
I will not sprinkle sugar on my body!

What kind of donut are you?
You could be a crueller or maybe a blueberry crumb
What kind of
What kind of
What kind of donut are yooooouuu?
Oh yeah

What kind of donut are you?
I am not cream filled

What kind of donut are you?
Do you have oreos crushed on top of you?
How about some fruity pebbles for your fruity pebbles?
What kind of
What kind of
What kind of donut are yooooou?
oh yeaaaaaaah!

1, 2, 3, 4
What kind of donut are you?
Keep it!
Are you made by Tastykake or Entemann’s
What kind of donut are you?
That’s the question what’s the answer?
Do you come from a mom and pop bakery that closes by 2?
What kind of donut are you?
Are you found on reduced sale at the Acme?
Are you a day old donut?
oooh yes
frosted butterscotch
powdery beignet
and cinnamon glazed as well
What kind of donut are you?
Do you have a chocolate frosting or maybe a duckbill on you?
Or maybe a sprinkle on you
No
Or maybe a sprinkle on you?
god no
Or maybe a jimmy on you?

Sprinkles are the opiates of the masses
You heard me son
They’re the colorful lies told by our corporate donut masters
You think I’m talking S-H-I-T-E
No, not me
Here’s my take
Sprinkles are just like putting ketchup on your steak
Damn, I’d rather wake and bake
With my shammy shamrock shake

What kind of donut are you?

Donuts!
Donuts!
Go nuts for our donuts!
I can’t find no gluten free donuts
So I have to sing about you
I have to sing about you
Yooooou
I got to sing I got to sing I got to sing
Oh yeah
I miss the donuts
I miss the donuts
Oh yeah!

What kind of donut are you
What kind of donut are you?
Won’t you tell me

credits

released June 2, 2023
Meg Cratty: Electric ukulele and Lead Vox
Mr. Strontium: Drums/Percussion and Back up Vox
Written by The Margaret Hooligans
Produced by Mr. Strontium
Mixed and Mastered by Jon Huxtable, Smallfish Recordings, Edinburgh, UK

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The Margaret Hooligans Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

We are The Margaret Hooligans: One woman (electric ukulele, lead vocals), one man (drums, teapot, back up vocals), forming one band that incorporates garage rock, funk, and soul to create a swirl of sloppy transcendence.

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