Tendon Exercises

by The Margaret Hooligans

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A funny track about being a middle aged rocker who needs to do special exercises to keep playing their instrument.

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She needs to do her tendon exercises
She needs to do her tendon exercises
She needs to do her tendon exercises
Because her thumb hurts when she holds the chord for too long

Oh! She needs to do tendon exercises
Tendon exercises
Tendon exercises

She needs to do her tendon exercises
She needs to do them her tendon exercises
She needs to do her tendon exercises
Cuz her thumb’s gonna fall right off

Tendon exercises Oh!
Tendon exercises ooooh ooh ooh
Tendon exercises
She needs to do them right now

This is what I’ll be remembered for
This is what she’ll be eeeew
She needs to do her tendon exercises because her thumb’s gonna fall right off
Yow! Yow! Yow! Yow!

Oh! She needs to do tendon exercises
Tendon exercises
She needs to do them right now

Break it down
Break it down
Break it down
break it down boy

Tendon exercises, tendon exercises
Tendon exercises, tendon exercises

She needs to do her tendon exercises
She needs to do her tendon exercises
She needs to do her tendon exercises
Cuz her thumb’s gonna fall right off

credits

released December 13, 2022
Meg Cratty: Vox, Electric ukulele
Mr. Strontium: Drums/Percussion, Back-up Vox
Produced by Mr. Strontium
Written by The Margaret Hooligans
Mixed and Mastered by Jon Huxtable of Smallfish Recordings Edinburgh, UK
Album artwork: Melissa Nannen

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The Margaret Hooligans Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

We are The Margaret Hooligans: One woman (electric ukulele, lead vocals), one man (drums, teapot, back up vocals), forming one band that incorporates garage rock, funk, and soul to create a swirl of sloppy transcendence.

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