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1. |
Oh Lord Hit It
05:16
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Oh Lord hit it
Hey
Said you weren't going to dress for the party
Fucking it up fucking it up
You said it made you look downhearted
Fucking it up she's always fucking it up
Walking around cocktail in your hand
Fucking it up she's always fucking it up
Hit it now
Thought you were the leader of the band
Fucking it up she's still fucking it up
Never wanted to do harm
Always coasting on your charm
Ohh
Reciting your lines, your daily excuses
Fucking it up she's still fucking it up
For your latest thoughtless abuses
Fucking it up always fucking it up
The bottle leaves you no more ruses
Never wanted to do harm
Always coasting on your charm
Domestic life ain't for you
No no no no
No no no no no no yes
Never gonna keep you down
Oh but sir this actually happened to me
Fucking it up fucking it up fucking it up
Fucking it up fucking it up fucking it up
Can't do right always do wrong
Even when you try
The more you try the worse it gets
Fucking it up
Never gonna keep you down
Never gonna lift me up
Down
Never gonna keep you down
Never gonna lift me up
Down
Never gonna keep you down
Never gonna lift me up
Never gonna keep you down down down
Never gonna lift me up I say
Never wanted to do harm
Always coasting on your charm
Domestic life ain't for you… no no no no
No no no no no no
Ohhh
Keyser soze
Get off the bad foot
Ding dong ding dong
Kinky kong
Kong kong kong kong
Regal my beagle Stanley
Oh Lord
Check it
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2. |
Good Morning Micro Man
03:59
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Now
He's so bossy
So so saucy
C'mon and take it
Good morning Micro Man
Tell me about your five year plan
Saw your fleet of electric cars
Have fun driving to Mars
Micro Man
Why you gotta be this way
Always gotta save the day
Juiced up on your steroid ginseng
Spent your lunch diddling your thing
Why you gotta raise the dead
Dad's jibes won't leave your head
It still sticks in your craw
Never threw you a baseball
You always want more than your due
Nothing's ever good enough for you
Ever lasting life is what you lust
The Micro Man the Micro Man
But boy you must return to dust
Micro micro micro man
Sonny boy there was a time
Those who dosed sought the sublime
You trippin' on my balls moon raker
For you it's to gain an edge
To divine what fund to hedge
Angel investor, forward march
Bend others to your will
Salute the FaceCrook
Or the score goes back to nil
Standing in Daddy's legacy
Biohacker insert anal pellet now
You'll never be fancy free
You always want more than your due
Nothing's ever good enough for you
Ever lasting life is what you lust
The Micro Man The Micro
But boy you must return to dust
Micro Man Micro Micro Micro a-ha
Good morning Micro Man
What's for tea Micro Man
Tell us about your latest scam
Crush the revolt with a tweet
Hey canary bird
Your masterpiece is complete
Oh Micro Man
Oh Micro Man
Here we go
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3. |
Red Rider
04:12
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They said you weren't to be trusted
I just laughed and handed you my things
And I was warned but took no heed
And now I am sorry oh so sorry
The belly of the beast is warm but dark
The acids eat away at my spark
I cry for help but no one hears me
It just sounds like laughing to their ears
I am lost
Can no one find me
I am cross
Can no one cheer me
I was on a merry go round
I was crawling around
Crawling around
Crawling around
I don't want you coming round here no more
Don't need you sniffing around my door
Those wolf eyes won't work on me no more
I can't fall for it I can't fall
I am lost
Can no one find me
I am cross
Can no one cheer me
When the axeman delivered me the knife
I didn't cut once but thrice
The light dissolved the film on my eyes
I was on a merry go round
I was crawling around
Crawling around
Crawling around
I won't see him again
I I am free
I am free
I I am free
I am free
I I am free
I am free now
I am free
I am free
I am free
I am free
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4. |
Fat Tongue
04:51
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I think we got a problem
And I think I know the cause
There's a river of nonsense
And I think I found its source
You got a fat tongue
Fat tongue
Fat one
Fat tongue
And it's going to kill you in your sleep
Someone musta dropped you on your head
Because you can't stop talking trash
Shut your pie hole
You sound like Darth Vader when you go to bed
And no one wants to know your name
You got a fat tongue
Fat tongue
Don Jr. I am not your father
Fat one
Fat tongue
You got a fat tongue on you
You know you really can't shut up
You're always talking out yo ass
Shut yo asshole
You piss off everyone around you
You got a fat tongue on ya
You got a fat tongue
Fat tongue
Fat one
Fat tongue
You got a fat tongue on you
Doctor what you gonna do
Doctor I don't know
Doctor what do you suggest
What is your prescription man
Hey drummer
That's me
How do we get this royal fat ass to shut up
Oh I know how
Do you have a concrete solution mister
I got a feeling in my bones mother freaker
Feeling in my bones
I'm gonna get that son of a bitch
With the feeling in my bones
Keep your tongue in your mouth
Please keep your tongue in your freaking mouth
Keep your tongue in your mouth
Keep that tongue in your mouth
That's my plan
My plan is to tell you
My plan is to tell you to keep your tongue
Keep that tongue in your mouth
Keep your tongue in your mouth
Why you always wagging that tongue
Ain't you got nothing nice to say
Your Momma shoulda told you how
To keep your tongue in your mouth
Fat tongues are all around you
Spreading their poison about
I'm gonna put my headphones on
So I don't have to hear you
Fat tongue
Fat tongue
Fat tongue
Fat tongue
Fat tongue
Shut your piehole
You gotta fat tongue
Fat tongue
Shut ya asshole
You gotta fat tongue
Fat tongue
Shut ya blowhole
Sh sh sh shove it where the moon don't shine
You know you really can't shut up
You're always talking out yo ass
You piss off everyone around you
You got a fat tongue on ya
You got a fat tongue
Fat tongue
You got a fat one
You got a fat tongue
And it's going to kill you in your sleep
Someone musta dropped you on your head
Because you can't stop talking trash
Shut ya pie hole
You sound like Darth Vader when you go to bed
And no one wants to know your name
You got a fat tongue
You got a fat one
You got a fat tongue
You got a fat tongue on ya
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5. |
Pete and Roger
03:50
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They met in school
Nobody's fool
They made a bet
To smash the city
Crush the country
Plans were set
Had their doubts
No A&R scouts
For Elvis they were not
One small with jutting jaw
The other a big nose full of snot
But they made hay
As the Detours found their way
But the tour became a bore
They wanted more
Pete Pete Pete Pete
Rog Rog Rog Rog
Mods and rockers
Scooters and choppers
Pick a side
Aces faces
Moon's manic thunder
Future open wide
Pictures of Lily
Not so silly
Write a quick one while he's away
Woodstock is stoked
Won't go broke
Rock opera wizards they ruled the day
But paradise won't last
You can't relive the past
When you reach your dreams
There's a price to pay
To pay
To pay
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Ukulele
Ukulele
Ukulele
Ukulele
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Play every day
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Stay that way
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Play for me today
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Stay always
Ohhhh
The fragile peace is blown
Insults hurled
Punches thrown
Trust is shot
Though it's not
The end of their song
Windmill armbone
Lasso microphone
Shattered speaker cone
Knees would quake
Baba wasteland
Join together
Slip kid nation
Ears need a break
Keith and John
Too long gone
Those old bones
They'd never make
Now only two
Stand tall
No tea or sympathy
Needed at all
Never to lose
Their might
Cause the kids were alright
Alright
Alright
Ukulele
Ukulele
Ukulele
Ukulele
Those kids those kids were alright
Townshend Daltrey
Those kids were alright
Pete and Roger
Pete and Roger
Those kids were alright
I don't mind
All those guys dancing with Milton Berle
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6. |
Feedback
03:55
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I didn't ask for your feedback
I don't care to hear what you have to say
Every little whine you make
Just makes me want to go away
Do you ever listen to your words
What do you think about them now
Before you open that mouth of yours
Think about who's going to hear it first
Sticks and stones break my bones
Sticks and stones break my bones
Sticks and stones break my bones
If I wanted to know what you thought
I would a put a comment box on my sleeve
You could leave me a little note
And I'd punch it back down your throat
But your words they always hurt me
Sticks and stones break my bones
Sticks and stones
They always hurt me
You know what they say about opinions
They've got a lot of fans
Everybody's got 'em just like assholes
And now we're all talking out our woooh
If I wanted to hear you say it
I would ask the question
Why can't you think before you spray it
You're getting your spit all over me
Alright alright alright
Sticks and stones...
Didn't your mom ever teach you
How to use your words
Make them sweet and gentle
Or I'll make you eat your turds
I know you want me to feel bad for you
I know you want something to be true
I know you want to feel part of the crowd
But the crowd isn't up your alley and it's much too loud for you
Owww
They break my bones
I don't want your feedback
I don't want your feedback
They never hurt me
I don't want your feedback
I don't want your feedback
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7. |
Bippity Boppity
06:08
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Sing a song discordant
Sing it oh so fine
Feed it to your followers
They eat the view divine
Watch you with distaste
Watch you with ice cream
Watch you from the safe distance
Of their LCD screens
Judges on a throne
From their bathroom
Watch you from the basement
Watch you on the moon
You’re the new Truman Show
Watch it as I go
Ham it up for the camera
Better than 80s blow
Dance little monkey
Give me a serenade
I’m a media junkie
You’re the leader of this parade
This ain’t no fine romance
I will swipe when I’m bored
Make every moment tantalize
Make every note soar
Bippity Boppity
Bippity Boppity
Bippity Boppity Boo
Bippity Boppity
Bippity Boppity
Bippity Boppity Boo
But don’t don’t
hem me in
Don’t don’t hem me in
Don’t don’t hem me in
Do you like the way I comb my hair
Do you like my selfie stare
What pleases you feeds you makes you care
Should I dance in a hat prance with my cat
Confess my flaws for your casual apathy
I’ve never tried this much
Your eyes a substitute for touch
Validation in colorful emojis
Your constant need for more
To settle some unseen score
Is draining the life from me
Are you getting a little shy
Is it hard to eat while I cry
You used to live to watch my misery
I’ve peeled off all my layers
All my shame for you to see
Now you watch the other bitch on Channel 3
What more could I do
Lay prostrate in front of you
What more of me could you want to see
I used to own myself
All my thoughts and no one else
Could see me through the damn TV screen
I don’t need you won’t let you watch while I chew
No more witnesses to my daily living
I lost the thread of what’s inside
Stretching too far wide
Bending backwards to forever please you
I live for myself
Don’t need your gaze no nothing else
Keep your two bit thoughts to yourself
You’ve forgotten me but I can finally see
Now the digital gaze has left me
Something’s coming but there’s no you
Something’s coming but there’s no you
Something’s coming
Something’s coming
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8. |
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I've got something to say
She's got something to say
I’ve got something to say
Tell me
Before you step away
It might make your day
To know I’m going your way
I’ve got something to say
If you care to listen
It might make you happy
If you know the way
I can't hear you
I can't see you
Will you talk to me?
I got something
You need to listen
You got time?
Cuz I’ve got things to say
Help me out
I can’t hear you
There’s no more bullshit
I need a friend
Get off my back
Get off my back
Get off
Get off my back
Get off
Get off my back
Get off
Get off my back
Get off
I don't want you on my back
Can't run no more with this monkey on my back
Can't run no more with this monkey on my back
Can't run no more
Can't run no more
I got something
Yeah I got something
I got something
I got it
I got something to say
But not today
Find the time
Find the line
Find the time
Find the line
I’ve got something to say
Before you step away
It might make your day
To know I’m going your way
I’ve got something to say
If you care to listen
It might make you happy
If you know the way
He’s got something to say
You got something to say
She’s got something to say
But no one wants to listen
Shouting at the corners
Screaming out the window
We forgot to listen
We forgot we need a friend
Ohhh
Here's what I have to say
I'd like to eat an eel today
The man says no eels today
They're sold out, no eels today
I missed my chance to eat an eel
Today
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9. |
Psycho Diapers
11:14
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What is he doing
He's smiling
What is he doing
He's crying
He can't control his feelings
Now there's flames licking the ceiling
Dad has an important job
Can't be bothered with this child
Send him away where he can stay
He won't set any more fires this way
He's gotta go
To a special home
He's gotta go
To a special home
At the school for troubled boys
He finds his own special joy
A politician's son
Can always get it done
He charms his way with teachers
He's got the bead on preachers
The kids line up to do his bidding
He always has to be winning
He's no fool
He plays it cool
He's no fool
He rules the school
He's no fool
He's a little cruel
(Hey Scarecrow! You're listening to Amish Hip Hop in Paradise!
Mr. Potter, go to Smallfish and turn your music into magic!)
Come with me
Come celebrate
The world is ours to adjudicate
The offer won't last don't hesitate
You can line your pockets
While you stir their hate
(Bad things happen in Philadelphia, it's a very sour city)
Take a ride in my motorcade
You can see in their eyes they need this serenade
You will want for nothing in this world parade
Just stick with me boy, you've got it made
I've got a gold, I've got a gold touch
Everything you want boy
Is at your grasp
They can read in your eyes
You don't need to ask
Your wishes are at their command
Try it out, you'll soon understand
I've got a gold, I've got a gold touch
I've got a gold, I've got a gold touch
All he needed was his love
Just a little of his love
All he needed was a hug from his daddy
Now he's a monster
(Where did you get them slacks? You got them at T.J. Maxx? T.J.'s, yes!
Where did you get that shiny guitar? You got it at Jon Taffer's Rock n' Roll Rescue Bar! Clean up this filthy drum set or I won't save your jazz ensemble!)
Do you think
I'm impressed by you
Just cuz you rule the school
Fools are they
Simps and rubes
They don't know what's cool
If you want to get with me
You need to prove yourself
They said you were wicked and free
When they sent you here
(Pied pipers wear their psycho diapers
Blowing for their nesting vipers baby)
We could be
Hellions for a new age
Feared and free
We could set the stage
Come with me
It takes nothing to be brave
They set the trap
He's been ensared
A fool to fall in love
Let's follow the plan
As we've prepared
Our fall guy will be removed
Sold him down, down
Down the river
Put him in a social isolation chamber
He has no friends
No allies to support him
Don't mess with us
The Hellions of Barnubias
(When you're eating a McRib you better be wearing a McBib, or that meat will splatter all over your body, all over your body)
I used to worry
About kissing you
Now I worry
About not kissing you
I don't know what I've been told
I just know that I've been sold
I don't know what I don't know
I've been lost in this place
Climbing these four walls
I don't know how to live alone
Every day is the same
When you feel this way
And nothing ever changes
They watched me climb
I committed social suicide
For a love that was untrue
When all I wanted was you
I don't know what I don't know
I just know what I've been told
I don't know what I don't know
I just know that I've been sold
I don't know what I don't know
I don't know what I've been told
I don't know what I don't know
I just know that I've been sold
I don't know what I don't know
I just know what I've been told
I don't know what I don't know
I just know that I've been sold
I don't know what I don't know
I just know what I've been told
I don't know what I don't know
I just know that I've been sold
I don't know what I don't know
I just know what I've been told
I don't know what I don't know
I just know what I've been told
I don't know what I don't know
I just know that I've been sold
I don't know what I don't know
I don't know what I don't know
I don't know what I don't know
I don't know what I don't know
I just know what I've been told
I don't know what I don't know
I just know that I've been sold
I don't know what I don't know
I just know that I've been sold
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We are The Margaret Hooligans: One woman (electric ukulele, lead vocals), one man (drums, teapot, back up vocals), forming one band that incorporates garage rock, funk, and soul to create a swirl of sloppy transcendence.
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